cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Cockafanny

A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.

Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!

by pompous pedantic pontificator November 13, 2010