chutney.ferrett.owner's definitions

Cock Fan

1. Someone that is a fan of cocks.

2. A Jobsworth

MUST NOT BE MISTAKEN BY AN OWNER / FANATIC OF POULTRY

Oi that blokes a right cock fan

by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010

Blue Vained Havana Smoker

A female / male that enjoys the odd smoke from the fine blue havana beach
or
a cock sucker

mmm... that blue vained havana is really tickling the back of my throat... i must be a blue vained havana smoker

by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010