Cock Crook 

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

Cock Crook by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

cooked cock 

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

cooked cock by Anonymous June 25, 2003

cook cock 

to fry a cock on a stove

cook cock by sjfhdsjhfau March 4, 2003

Cooked cock 

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

Cooked cock by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab by Gognoggler May 6, 2015