Cock Buffet

When your buddy is acting like a pole licking whore, and it’s getting a bit excessive

(Used in a sentence)

Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today

Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today

Cock Buffet by OmjimanQ101 May 22, 2026

Octopus at the cock buffet 

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

Octopus at the cock buffet by DNugz July 16, 2008

Cock Buffer 

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls

cock buffer

Cock Buffer by AdubP May 12, 2010

Cock Buffer 

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.

"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"

Cock Buffer by Tical January 17, 2005

Cock Buffer 

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

Cock Buffer by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Cock Buffer 

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

Cock Buffer by UD January 28, 2003

cockbuffer 

When a male or female whatever floats your boat buffs your cock or sucks it clean

Dude do you know hailey?

Yea man shes a cockbuffer!

cockbuffer by pootietang March 16, 2008