2 definitions by Bernard Lebowski

Papple

The art of placing crab apples underneath one's foreskin and shouting "The fruit man is in town!"

Did you just see Jason go Papple!

by Bernard Lebowski January 10, 2004

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

by Bernard Lebowski January 10, 2004