Definitions by Tical

Cock Buffer 

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.

"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"

Cock Buffer by Tical January 17, 2005

ugly duckling syndrome 

A person who did not develop fully (therefore making them ugly) up until highschool or later and becomes pretty and they are really nice and have low self-esteem.

Stephanie was a ugly fuck but she was nice, but now she is hot and doesnt even know it (!bong!)

ugly duckling syndrome by Tical February 5, 2004

jlo

1)A person having no talent but still gave head to get ahead in life
2)A person who is "not a ho" she just love the cock

1)Jlo sure cant sing but shes got one fat ass which muffles out her horrible voice
2)Im not a ho im a woman

jlo by Tical January 27, 2004

shanker 

ordinary tool used as a weapon, mainly used in prison

pass me my shanker so i can cut this fool

shanker by Tical January 26, 2004

buck 50 

getting a large cut on your body

damn u got a buck 50 yo

buck 50 by Tical January 26, 2004

siced 

1) excited, happy
2) exagerating
3) add excitment or style

1) i was so siced i had a pre- mature ejaculation
2) the witness siced it up so he got 15 to life
3) do you want me to sice you with that girl

siced by Tical January 26, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo 

Term of endearment, ackgnowledging a good idea or act. Ebonics for "for sure my n***er".

"You wanna go rob some white kids?"
"fo shizzle my nizzo"

fo shizzle my nizzo by Tical September 9, 2003