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Cock Bongler 

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007
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cock bongler 

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.
nice jacket you cock bongler!
cock bongler by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.
eric b. is such a cock boggler.
cock boggler by jane doe October 18, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
Cockmongler by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!
cockmongler more like grinman@
cockmongler by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock
Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.
cockmongler by 123 April 18, 2003
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