Cock's Ass 

Chicken's Anus

Shove that vibrator up the cock's ass

Cock's Ass by rondalkb10 October 29, 2023

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass 

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

cocks in the ass syndrome 

A series of medical and personal problems caused by having large cocks in your butthole. The stretched out butthole allows too much body heat to escape which means its too cold for work except for during the summer time. A loud voice is also common with this syndrome, its thought to be caused by years of yelling more cock, I need more cock, dont stop !!

Darrell was unable to work for 9 months due to his cocks in the ass syndrome.

cocks in the ass syndrome by llvdoc May 2, 2022

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. 

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

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danté is a fucking sassafrass cock dick, he loves my mom.

sassafrass cock dick by the cookies May 1, 2004