Definitions by llvdoc

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

logged out by llvdoc December 16, 2025

penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater

Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater

penis handler by llvdoc December 12, 2025

winke tonka hoe

winke tonka hoe A phrase from the Lakota tribe used to describe a slutty gay man with a stretched out butt hole.

Darrell could not find a steady boyfriend because he was well known as the village winke tonka hoe

winke tonka hoe by llvdoc December 12, 2025

cocks in the ass syndrome 

A series of medical and personal problems caused by having large cocks in your butthole. The stretched out butthole allows too much body heat to escape which means its too cold for work except for during the summer time. A loud voice is also common with this syndrome, its thought to be caused by years of yelling more cock, I need more cock, dont stop !!

Darrell was unable to work for 9 months due to his cocks in the ass syndrome.

cocks in the ass syndrome by llvdoc May 2, 2022

driving like he shit his pants 

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

driving like he shit his pants by llvdoc September 7, 2017

curried 

when you are forced to work past your normal quitting time

I missed my daughter's wedding because my jerk ass boss curried me

curried by llvdoc September 5, 2017