Cocaisseur 

Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.

Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.

Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.

Cocaisseur by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

cocainisseur 

The friend who knows everything about cocaine, cutting agents, famous dead cocaine users, and is just dying to tell you about it

Ben's a great cocainisseur, but those depressing stories about flesh-eating cocaine don't help my paranoia.

cocainisseur by Rancid the Comedian June 29, 2011

cockisseur 

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

cockisseur by Hotstack November 14, 2015

Cockoisseur 

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

Crocoisseur 

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

weed connaisseur 

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

weed connaisseur by jupiterking October 27, 2020