Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.
Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.
Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.
Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.
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The friend who knows everything about cocaine, cutting agents, famous dead cocaine users, and is just dying to tell you about it
Ben's a great cocainisseur, but those depressing stories about flesh-eating cocaine don't help my paranoia.
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a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
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a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
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