Crocoisseur 

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

chronoisseur by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

cockisseur 

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

cockisseur by Hotstack November 14, 2015

cronnisseur

1) one who judges medical marijuana strains for exotic flower flavors, aromas and potency levels , distinguishing charicteristics between Indicas Hybrids and Sativas , meddibles, wax concentrates, hash, oils, vapors,

2)medical marijuana judge, judging the farmers harvest on all senses sight, smell, touch and taste.

CRONNISSEUR (cron-is-sor) ,sour diesel, afgan kush, OG kush , the purps ,mango. sensi, black domina, blackberry, maui wowie, cindy 99, blueberry, chem, chemdawg, cough, strawberry , banana kush, haze, skunk, pineapple, Durban poison, mango , sugar , god, flo , xj , trainwrek, catpiss, ect...

cronnisseur by GILBOSTAX91XCI February 13, 2014

Croccoisseur 

A person who owns and wears a plethora of Croc footwear. Usually has them in multiple colors and styles. And is most likely to use Apple technology. It just is.

Observer: Every time I see that dude, he's wearing different crocs. How many pairs of ugly shoes does 1 person need?
Friend of Judgy McJudgerton: Must be a Croccoisseur...

Croccoisseur by Starnca June 9, 2023

cronnoisseur 

1. a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments in marijuana varieties, or in matters of taste.

2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.

-If you are a hardcore cronnoisseur, you might find the strain choices too limiting.

-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.

cronnoisseur by cronnoisseur June 15, 2014

Chronoisseur 

One with an adept knowledge of cannabis and a propensity for stoner culture, who carries particular expertise in the taste and potency of cannabis, usually in its smokable form. Rooted from the word ‘chronic’ which refers to potent cannabis, and of course the word for an expert or judge in matters of taste, a ‘connoisseur’, a chronoisseur is likely to be able to ascertain the potency of a cannabis specimen based on appearance and smell alone. Chronoisseurs can often develop a certain stinginess or sense of superiority in the cannabis they smoke, though many chronoisseurs simply allow their skill set to enhance theirs and others’ cannabis experiences without being cunty about it.

“How do you know the weed’s any good?”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”

“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
“Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”

Chronoisseur by Laef June 17, 2014