cockisseur

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

by Hotstack November 14, 2015

Cockasseur

A great handler of cock.

Will is a classic cockasseur!

by nemandwill September 7, 2019

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

Cocknoisseur

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

Cockoisseur

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

Cocaisseur

Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.

Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.

Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.

by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

Crocoisseur

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025