cockisseur
cockisseur by Hotstack November 14, 2015
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cockasserie
cockasserie by danielle April 13, 2007
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cockisseur • Cocaisseur • Cockoisseur • cockasserie • Cocknoisseur • Crocoisseur • cock asser • Cock Insert • Cop Kisser
Cocknoisseur
Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind
Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock
Cock - not bird kind
Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock
Cocknoisseur by Appreaciater April 18, 2023
Cockoisseur
noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018
Cocaisseur
Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.
Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.
Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.
Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.
Cocaisseur by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023
Crocoisseur
One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.
Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025
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