cockisseur 

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

cockisseur by Hotstack November 14, 2015

cockasserie 

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

cockasserie by danielle April 13, 2007

Cocknoisseur 

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

Cocknoisseur by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

Cockoisseur 

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

Cocaisseur 

Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.

Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.

Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.

Cocaisseur by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

Crocoisseur 

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025