Definitions by nmsoccer5

Croc Head 

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.

Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..

Croc Head by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

Crocoisseur 

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025