Penisseur 

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

Penisseur by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

peniosaur 

A prehistoric creature with a large neck large head and soft veiny skin.

"Dude they found a peniosaur bone in my girlfriend's vagina."

peniosaur by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008

penisberg 

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.

Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.

penisberg by essemmdee March 17, 2011

Peniser 

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.

Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

Penissaurus Maximus by Cal Cahoones April 7, 2005

Penisaurus rex 

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.

The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"

Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010