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coble

A subject of limitless giggling and disruption in chemistry class. Often used with a sexual implication.
Mmm, wanna get cobled tonight?
by woozzi March 7, 2011
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Coble

The surname of any male who is not only independent and strong, but also plagued with fouls odors that emit from the rectal area periodically. Has occasional bouts of conscience, but only when sober. Has no qualms about admitting to things that make others blush, and by doing so, makes all those around him think he's either cool, or utterly insane and in need of institution. Can also be an extremely gentle creature, but one cannot say so, or bouts of brash behavior ensue. Also lacking in modesty, thinks he is the most gorgeous, charming creature to walk the Earth. Thinks he can dance.
That Coble is a real pig, but I hear he's great in the sack and very giving. We'll see about that. Let's ask him.
by April Ann February 2, 2004
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Krieger-Coble

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman and she cums on his cock, and immediately after the female orgasm, the man removes his penis from the girls vagina then shoves it inside the girls mouth and busts his nut down her unprepared throat.
Dude, I just Krieger-Cobled this girl last night and it was a game changer!
by VanillaTrice September 29, 2017
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Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
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Mickey Cobbler

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.
"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
by DannyDimes December 3, 2020
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Squat Cobbler

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.
Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."
by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
by zednotzee June 5, 2016
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