Cobbin'

Putting your two testicles into a blender and making sure that you do not blend them speedily (this could result in severe injury) hit the slow mix button. Your testicles will slowly churn around in a circle giving you a pleasureful, soothing feeling.

Chance: walks into room JACOB WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Jacob: With condescending Aisley Harriet face I'm cobbin' u fat nigger

Cobbin' by Leyef September 12, 2017

cobbin'

when one eats so much corn, either being on the cob, from the can, or from any other source, and the corn shows up in the fecal matter, or poop, shit, turd. Now, for the poop to actually be called "cobbin'" is when it is filled with so much corn that it looks like corn on the cob

"hey man! I just went cobbin'!"

"you ever been cobbin'?"

"that shit was straight cobbin'"

cobbin' by mikesiner January 29, 2009

cobbin

Cobbin is a word of New England origin that changes meaning based on context.

Cobbin can be a verb. It can be a noun. It can be an adjective. It can really be anything at all. That's the beauty in it. One can cobb. One can go cobbing. Something or someone can be cobbin.

That party last night was straight cobbin.

Yo, wanna meet up? We can go cobbin this weekend.

Fucking cobb it man. Cobb the fucking shit out of it.

#cobbin

You cobb!

cobbin by pgshpak March 3, 2014

Cobbin' it 

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend, god bless his soul) eats a large amount of corn the day previous to partaking in anal intercourse. This results in your genitalia becoming, effectively, corn on the cob.

Man, I was cobbin' it with lopez last night, I feel like a farmer.

Cobbin' it by Boskette October 20, 2010

Cobbin' it 

When a person pleasures themself with a bare corn cob stripped of all kernels.

Debbie: "After dinner...I was straight cobbin' it."

Cobbin' it by VincePLH December 15, 2019

Cobbin' it 

When a B.B.D (Big Black Dick) is too big for a girl suck so she has to approach the penis from the side, moving up and down the shaft, like she's eating a "corn on the cob."

"That guy's dick was so big, that bitch was cobbin' it."

Cobbin' it by Euph0rium March 27, 2015

Cobbin my Knob 

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

Cobbin my Knob by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023