Coal-mine

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Euphemism for rectum or anus, specifically when referring to anal sex.

I went out with Jill last weekend and I stuck it in her coal-mine.

Coal-mine by Pook420 April 28, 2009

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Coal Mine

A Coal Mine is an insult from a friend or family member that uses an embarassing or deep secret of your's to hurt or embarass you. Usually used in a large crowd (where it has more exposure to others.) or to use against you.

1. Bill doesn't have a girlfriend anymore because his brother Coal Mined him in front of her.
2. "Hey Bob, get me a drink."
"Why should I?"
"Hmm... Perhaps you've told me something I can Coal Mine you with."

Coal Mine by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

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canary in a coal mine

The thankless task of being the first one to take a hit, from the practice of coal miners of bringing down a caged canary to see if there's dangerous gas below

I don't know if this alleyway's safe, and I ain't no canary in a coal mine.

canary in a coal mine by Nick Cusa September 20, 2006

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Shamokin coal mine

When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal

Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine

Shamokin coal mine by Culatr August 19, 2018

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Headlamp in a coal mine

One white guy among a lot of black guys.

"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."

Headlamp in a coal mine by DragonsNest April 10, 2015

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adani (coal mine)

A coal mine that fucks up the Great Barrier Reef

Stop Adani (coal mine)

adani (coal mine) by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

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West Virginia Coal Mine

When you punch a stripper in the face, then bend her over and rape her ass and smear your cock on her forehead.

Nick was so drunk at the strip club last night, he gave candice a West Virginia Coal Mine

West Virginia Coal Mine by JMoregon January 17, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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