Coach C 

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

Coach C by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017

Coach Cuevas 

A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.

Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.

Coach Cuevas by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020

Coach Carter 

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.

"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.

Coach Carter by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

Coach Collins 

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.

Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*

Coach Collins by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023

Coach Czaswich 

The meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he's in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.

Did you see that substitute today? Yeah! He's such a Coach Czaswich!

Coach Czaswich by Rawrr<3 May 1, 2011

coach carter 

A phrase used to describe something either superficially inspirational or downright sappy.

First Example

Movie Doctor: Sir, it looks like your son is going to survive the truck accident after all.

Movie Father: COACH CARTER!

Second Example

Driving Teacher: Well, you'll be glad to know that because you saved the family farm from the evil corporation AND drove so well, you are getting your license today!

Driving Student: This news is so Coach Carter!

coach carter by Calcium Deficiency May 13, 2008

Coach Cal 

verb:

to be a huge let down and leave unexpectedly

"Sorry I missed our anniversary hun, I coach cal'd out on that bitch and slammed a few down!"

"Babe, I got too drunk to get all up in your guts last night, I coach cal'd out and went to bed!"

Coach Cal by Altrax April 1, 2009