A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019
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