clusp

To Clusp: to hold both boobs (pre-ferably medium sized) in one hand, whilst in the spoons position, with a glint and a cheeky rye smile.

" I had a soft, comforting clusp of her boobs last night, with my big, veiny, horny arm after shagging each other stupid, numerous times!"

by Stinky Pete and Babs September 1, 2009

Clusp

Another term for one's energy level. Something you don't want to run out of.

Friend 1: Hey, my clusp is draining from classes.
Friend 2: I know right? I'm almost out of clusp.

by Derdle December 1, 2020

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

by suchacyn December 8, 2009

Clusly

A transition word, such as First, Second, and Third.

Clusly, why did the amount change from 4,000 to 3,600?

by bee movie enthusiast May 4, 2021

clussy

Clown pussy or pussy of a female clown.

Bettie Confetti's clussy is like a squirt gun

by pettie_beige October 31, 2022

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013