clurp

The sound between clap and a burp. Can be used to describe almost anything; people, places, things.

Hey clurp, you're looking very clurp today. Mommy likes.

by Dantewhipitrealgood February 14, 2014

Clurp

On one. Checking out the gettin spot and gettin

Let’s get smoked out and go clurp tonight.

by Clurper November 24, 2018

Clurp

Wye the freak did u look this up its not a word my god u stupid

Y did u look up clurp

by Clurp June 1, 2020

Clurp

A burp made after ingesting a queef.

Slur - Calling someone who is nasty, vile, who makes a effort to be gross.

Steven is a clurp after how he treated Sarah.

by Sus-bus June 22, 2024

Clurp

An individual who is, or has been in the past, mean-spirited to a family member. Additionally, a person who is mean in response to

My sister just drank my caprisun, she’s such a clurp.

by twackburn August 31, 2025

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013