Someone that is a complete cunt because they are babied to much and not take any criticism from and one. Has no friends because they dope every cunt in for the smallest things.

That girl is a Fucking dobing cunt baby

Dobing cunt baby by I'm always correct January 19, 2020

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baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

baby cunt by The cocksman November 27, 2014

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

baby cunt bagel by toastson November 19, 2007

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cuntbaby

A cunty and babyish person who is both demanding and incapable of caring for themselves.

female equivalent of fuckboy

"Ever since I joined Equinox, I’ve become a total cuntbaby"
“It’d be one thing if my girlfriend were a cunt, and another if she was a baby, but she is a cuntbaby!”

cuntbaby by WowSoAlive March 3, 2017

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cuntbaby

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend, whom of which you have little or no respect for. The lack of respect, is most commonly because of the way they dumped or fucked you, or lack of fucking with or of you. It could be used with guys or girls, gay or straight.

Friend: "I can't believe you fucked with that person!"

Person using this term: " Naw i never got close to that skanky ass cuntbaby, that bitch ain't shit!"

Friend: "I hate that person anyway."

Person using the term: "I'd still tap that cuntbaby anyway."

cuntbaby by Corey Collins November 2, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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