clummy

A mixture of classy and scummy behavior usually found in service members.

When we carved out pineapples and poured all the alcohol we could find into them, we celebrated Thanksgiving like true clummy men.

by JohnnyRotten1775 November 27, 2009

Clummy

When your girl is clumsy but its hot so you want to fuck her and fill her with your cum

that's my clummy

by DiCkBuTt January 28, 2020

crummy juncture

A bad time

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

Yummy Cummy

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop January 18, 2017

The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

clammysammy

when you take a watery diarrhea on a man or woman's forehead.

"Yo man I gave my girl a clammysammy last night, yeah she dumped me after I did it"

by Mac dawgz October 6, 2009

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011