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When your girl is clumsy but its hot so you want to fuck her and fill her with your cum
that's my clummy
Clummy by DiCkBuTt January 28, 2020
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crummy juncture 

A bad time
and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

Yummy Cummy 

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Yummy Cummy by SlopNChop January 18, 2017
A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!
WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!
The CUMMY by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

clammysammy 

when you take a watery diarrhea on a man or woman's forehead.
"Yo man I gave my girl a clammysammy last night, yeah she dumped me after I did it"
clammysammy by Mac dawgz October 6, 2009

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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