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Clump Sporran
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
Clamfathered
The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
Clamfathered by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014
Clumpany
Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)
The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013
Clamfest
Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.
Clamfest by Eric Greif October 5, 2005
clumsy russian
a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
Clumbsy Stranger
Clumbsy Stranger by T-Bart January 6, 2009
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