Clumf

A word meant to mean nothing and everything.

Guy one: *hits blunt*
Guy one: bro, clumf....
Guy 2: *hits other blunt*
Guy 2: Duuuuudeeeeee.............

by Zudexa January 10, 2022

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Clamfathered

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.

Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."

by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Clamfest

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.

Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.

by Eric Greif October 5, 2005

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009