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cluft
1. The mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the asshole.
2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.
2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.
Related Words
cluft • cluftery • cluster fuck • clunt • Cleft • Cluster • cluster fucked • Cluff • Clifton • Chufty
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