Clamfest

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.

Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.

by Eric Greif October 5, 2005

clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

Clamnesty

The act of forgiving the woman you just had sex with for having a nasty-looking vagina. This is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse sex guilt, but were too horny to care prior to the intercourse.

Alexis: "About last night...."

Bobby: "Its ok, I'll grant you Clamnesty. Just don't tell anyone what happened."

by KonkeyDong November 20, 2010

cramfest

You have an exam, right, and instead of studying for it over a long period of time....you sqeeze it all into one night, generally the night before the exam..these exams also tend to be major exams, i.e. the junior and leaving cert exams...or college end of year exams!

Grainne: Here dude hows the study goin for college exams..??
Anto: Awh man, i was planning on cramming...what about you..??
Grainne: Cramfest it is then!!!

by Legefest January 19, 2008

Clampesting

Clamp for mod

bean Clampesting is sexy

the act of beating Hoon in a race

Clamp for mod would be better than hoon

Clampesting : the act of beating hoon in a race

by Phoxboi November 20, 2019

clamfist

To shove ones fist up anothers ass then release a ball of cocaine in the others rectum

Ex: I'm gonna clamfist that niggas butthole tonight

by Fffffgff May 25, 2023