clum

A word you use when you want to explode your juice coming out of your monster cockerel, while vigorously fucking a mustard slot slut, while listening to welcome to the jungle by guns n roses in your igloo.

make me clum you fat slut, Your mustard slot is doing a splendid job

by crazygirl223fuckyou April 21, 2020

Clum

To be dumb and clumsy in the same order

How could you book the hotel for next week you are such a clum

by Weedninja007 May 14, 2020

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

Clum

the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius

"and what is the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?"
"Clum."

by georgiatheninja December 31, 2011

clum

verb

the act of being clumsy

Guy 1: That waiter just dropped his whole tray
Guy 2: Clumming it up something fierce.

by mohiggins January 20, 2009

Clum

Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.

Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?

by Tate mcgay September 4, 2021

clum

clum is a word for an amzing guy with massive muscles and amazing look

i need to be like clum, he is amazing who live in an amazing flat with an amazing mum

by suzzie and MIKE January 2, 2009