Clum

To be dumb and clumsy in the same order
How could you book the hotel for next week you are such a clum
by Weedninja007 May 14, 2020
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The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.
"Before i could cum, i clummed"
by David June 18, 2003
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"and what is the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?"
"Clum."
by georgiatheninja December 29, 2011
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Clum

Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.
Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?
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When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"
You gonna drop a crumb?
No way only idiots drop Clums
by Leo jr March 15, 2020
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When you cum and calm yourself at the same time with weed
Last night I clum all over myself and your bed
by Lynnlovebug3 August 11, 2017
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People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀
Clum means uhh, don't remember frr
by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022
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