Clum

To be dumb and clumsy in the same order

How could you book the hotel for next week you are such a clum

by Weedninja007 May 14, 2020

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

Clum

the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius

"and what is the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?"
"Clum."

by georgiatheninja December 31, 2011

Clum

Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.

Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?

by Tate mcgay September 4, 2021

Clum

When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"

You gonna drop a crumb?
No way only idiots drop Clums

by Leo jr March 15, 2020

Clum

When you cum and calm yourself at the same time with weed

Last night I clum all over myself and your bed

by Lynnlovebug3 August 11, 2017

Clum

People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀

Clum means uhh, don't remember frr

by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022