Clumfuck 

A person who is next level clumsy in every thing they do all the fucking time. You really do have to question whether or not their brain was wired up properly and whether this person is actually able to control their body movements. Even the simplest of tasks can be fucked up by a clumfuck. Even when it’s next to impossible to have a clumsy moment a clumfuck will always find a way. After all a clumfuck does what a clumfuck does best.

Person 1: You see vv, that beautiful girl over there
Person 2: Yeh, I heard she’s the biggest clumfuck in our school

Clumfuck by I like pubes November 11, 2019

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

cumfuckle 

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

cumfuckshitcunt 

An exclamation of displeasure for the more discerning cusser.

Guy 1: Cumfuckshitcunt

Guy 2: What is it, bro?

Guy 1: She didn't accept my friend request!

cumfuckshitcunt by Istartagain January 3, 2014

Cumfuck Bastard 

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas

Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard

Cumfuck Bastard by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

Cumfuckery 

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

Cumfuckery by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

cumfucktard 

Anal sex with a fountain of piss going down your mouth while being fucked in the shitter by harry the hamster

Hey wanna have some cumfucktard again tonight Teddy?

Teddy: Can't tonight harry the hamster is busy fucking hitler naked sexy nothing wrong

cumfucktard by Hitler Naked 123 August 27, 2023