Clumberbus

A bus that you initially thought might be awesome. Only to find out later it was filled with balls and broken dreams.

Hey Sambone did you have fun on the clumberbus?

Nah man turns out it was full of balls and sadness!

Clumberbus by The twisted philosopher January 21, 2017

cumbermusk 

The scent of the beautiful and amazing actor Benedict Cumberbatch. But be warned, too much cumbermusk shall kill you as it is suffocatingly wonderful.

I walked past Benedict Cumberbatch and got a whiff of his cumbermusk.

cumbermusk by Cumberbitch4eva<3 January 10, 2017

cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

cumberbusted

To feel a stronge sense of cumberbust

Person 1: "Man, I'm feeling quite cumberbusted."
Person 2: "What?"

cumberbusted by Kat587 September 25, 2021

cumberbum 

An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.

"I lost a game of cumberbum and now I poop pickles"

cumberbum by octoplusminus May 2, 2011

Cumberbum 

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.

I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.

Cumberbum by The Cumberking May 2, 2011

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007