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Cluckme is a funny way to describe when a chicken head jocks the cock.
Every time you Cluckme, I’m bad
Cluckme by Dadonn January 18, 2025
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Cluckery 

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)
Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.
Cluckery by Netah March 23, 2008
(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
cluckfest by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

cluckhead 

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california
Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.
cluckhead by Mike August 26, 2003

Cluck me sideways keri 

When you see some thing new or unusual.
guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
Cluck me sideways keri by ngapiko January 17, 2011

Cluckhead 

A fiend and a thief.

A drug addict that spends his/her time stealing things from people or places to sell them, or "cluck" them on the street for a cheaper price to support their drug habit, especially if they target neighborhoods at late night hours."
"You can park your car inside my yard. Don't park it in the street 'cuz there's a bunch of cluckheads around this block jacking catalytic converters off people in the hood."
Cluckhead by Synthmaster Julius August 20, 2021

Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.
You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!
Clucker Fucker by Xombygod January 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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