Cluckme

Cluckme is a funny way to describe when a chicken head jocks the cock.

“Every time you Cluckme, I’m bad”

by Dadonn January 18, 2025

Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)

Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.

by Netah March 23, 2008

cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.

Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."

by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

cluckhead

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california

Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.

by Mike August 26, 2003

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011

Cluckhead

A fiend and a thief.

A drug addict that spends his/her time stealing things from people or places to sell them, or "cluck" them on the street for a cheaper price to support their drug habit, especially if they target neighborhoods at late night hours."

"You can park your car inside my yard. Don't park it in the street 'cuz there's a bunch of cluckheads around this block jacking catalytic converters off people in the hood."

by Synthmaster Julius August 20, 2021

Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.

You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!

by Xombygod January 19, 2009