Club-Dick

A long heavy dick that can be swung around like a club, usually striking a blow or thud when it lands on a gal's head or chest.

Michael has a huge "club-dick," I love it when that thudder smacks me in the face.

Everyone always wonders if John Holmes used his "club-dick" in those bludgeoning deaths.

by Word-Wizzard January 28, 2012

Club Dick

An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T

This is Will, he has a Club dick

by Taim 101 June 13, 2010

Dry Dick Club

One that does not have sex often or at all

Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club

by Go0nn October 18, 2019

member of the little dick club

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.

Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019