Club Fuck

To make plans with a friend to meet up at a night club and then never show up.

Ruben: Meet me at the club at about 11pm.

Ryan: I'm gonna have a few drinks at Ian's house before but I'll be there.

Ruben: Ok man, just don't club fuck me!

Club Fuck by Ryan Rodriguez January 12, 2008

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Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.

I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.

Joy Fuck Club by Hallow Weener September 4, 2023

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Club Fucked • Club Fuck • Joy Fuck Club • Fuck You Club • Fucking up in the club • club penguin • club • club kid • Club penguin rewritten • Club America

Fuck You Club

When you are worth a significant amount of money and things at work don't bother you anymore. You can feel free to walk at any time because ' fuck you '.

Boss yelled at me today, told him to fuck off and walked out of there. Feels good to be part of the Fuck You Club.

Fuck You Club by Jack Edward Travis January 20, 2021

Club Fucked

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.

"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"

Club Fucked by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Club fucked

When a group of guys pick out one hot girl in the club and get her fucked up then they all take turns pounding her pussy usually in same position

Chris and his boys set their sets on Leah the okder milf

They all dropped some X and they all fucked Leah

They took into back of the club bent her over and proceeded to CLUB FUCKED her pussy

Club fucked by Street facts January 6, 2024

Fucking up in the club

when someone does something so humiliating at a party or get together and is known as just a fuck up,

dam dood we dont know any bitches here, ya i know , its not like we will see them ever again anyways, your right, dood go for that chick, (stoned as fuck walks up to the chick) tries mackin out with a chick who he only saw not even introduced , girl- what are you doing, dam dood you straigh up are fucking up in the club

Fucking up in the club by M.C. MERLIN July 19, 2010

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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