7 definitions by Hallow Weener
When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
Similar to frenemies, but more devious & calculating. People who present themselves a particular way publicly, but are really screwing with others behind the scenes. Sometimes they even attempt to be life ruiners. If you do not know what is going on behind the scenes, you would never realize they mean you no good.
I met this incredible man, and was talking to a couple of friends about how special he was to me. Next thing I know, he is suddenly acting like I hurt him. I found out my "friends" were lying to him about what I actually said. What a couple of undercover bitches.
by Hallow Weener January 24, 2023
Popularized on the Howard Stern Radio show, it is having a level of income where all your basic needs are met, & you still have plenty of money to buy pretty much whatever you want. FFF You Money also means you don't have to work anywhere you do not want to. In the extremist examples, you do not have to work at all.
My back is aching. If I had FFF You Money, I would have a masseuse here every day massaging my back!!!
by Hallow Weener January 31, 2023
You are focused on your phone or computer. Your cat is trying every trick in the Cat Book to get your attention off of what you are doing and on them. You give up, put down your device and get ready for some kitty lovins. Oh no, your cat is suddenly done with you. Your cat leaves the area, or just walks far enough away so that you can see they are done with you.
My cat would not stop trying to climb on me and sit in between me and the computer. I felt bad, so I put the computer away and he went all kittyfickle on me.
by Hallow Weener January 11, 2023
I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.
by Hallow Weener September 4, 2023
This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.
The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.
by Hallow Weener January 18, 2023
A person who moves among the individuals in a tribe of friends, telling everybody what they say about each other. The intentions may be unclear, but rarely does the behavior help mend fences, and it usually blows up bridges. The Carrier Pigeon sits backs with a box of popcorn and watches the fruits of their labors unfold.
Ooo damn, I don't know about her. Bettie and Lydia were having some problems. Instead of encouraging them to salvage their friendship she told them all the bad things they were saying about each other. She's such a Carrier Pigeon.
by Hallow Weener December 17, 2022