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Club-Dick 

A long heavy dick that can be swung around like a club, usually striking a blow or thud when it lands on a gal's head or chest.
Michael has a huge "club-dick," I love it when that thudder smacks me in the face.

Everyone always wonders if John Holmes used his "club-dick" in those bludgeoning deaths.
Club-Dick by Word-Wizzard February 23, 2012

Dry Dick Club 

One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
Dry Dick Club by Go0nn October 18, 2019

member of the little dick club 

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.
Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

Dick Rub Club 

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.
O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club
Dick Rub Club by erein September 13, 2004

Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC)

The Big Dick Champions Club was started by a few men in Georgia circa late 2010. This club is an exclusive club. Most notably, while many may believe that the entry requirement is to have a large member (a common misconception, yet a valid way to join the club). The BDCC is a club that possesses many facets of success and it is available to any if they can perform Big Dick Champion quality deeds to gain admittance. The BDCC houses members who not only possess large members, but those who have performed acts of great valor, bravery, against-all-odds, possessing a quality equivalent to possessing a large penile instrument.

Major Subdivisions
I) Possesing a large member
II) Completing some kind of act of great difficulty in a video game (but not limited to a video game). Such as beating an extremely difficult part on a video game like Dead Space 2. III) Completing some kind of cultural ritual, or surviving some kind of catastrophical event. (Ex: Walking over hot coals, surviving the cliff jumping rituals of African males, surviving a tsunami and or earthquake, etc.)
IV) The easiest, but most selective way of joining the BDCC is by completeing a Big Dick Champion Favor, aka Big Dick favor, aka Big Dick Champeen favor. This could involve anything as easy as fetching a fellow some water who's had too much to drink at a crazy party, to something as hard as escaping a Vietcong water hole using only the rusted blade of a seran wrap box.
The Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC) is a club for only the biggest dick champions.

Hey did you hear the great news? I joined the BDDC last night!

He asked me to suck his cock in order to join the BDDC........I did it.

Can I ask you a Big Dick Favor?

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022