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tomato clotchup
Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.
Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!
tomato clotchup by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022
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clownhut
clowncounter
clowncounter by johnny boswith December 22, 2007
Clownship
Clownship means friendship, but for toxic friendship. When you see two toxic people friends with each other, you call it clownship. It can also be used for other relationships, regardless. If a toxic relationship is toxic, you call it clownship u.u
clowncomputing
Clowncomputing refers to a phenomenon in software development where inexperienced programmers excessively layer abstractions, leading to a diminished understanding of the system's internal workings. This practice often results in an inefficient system that is challenging to diagnose and debug using conventional methods. The overuse of abstractions in Clowncomputing can impede the effective management and maintenance of software, posing significant challenges to it's long-term functionality and performance.
The development team's lack of experience and haphazard coding practices led to a classic case of Clowncomputing, making it challenging for the IT department to identify and address underlying software malfunctions.
This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
clowncomputing by ghostprogrammer October 28, 2023
clowncomputing
Clowncomputing refers to a phenomenon in software development where inexperienced programmers excessively layer abstractions, leading to a diminished understanding of the system's internal workings. This practice often results in an inefficient system that is challenging to diagnose and debug using conventional methods. The overuse of abstractions in Clowncomputing can impede the effective management and maintenance of software, posing significant challenges to it's long-term functionality and performance.
The development team's lack of experience and haphazard coding practices led to a classic case of Clowncomputing, making it challenging for the IT department to identify and address underlying software malfunctions.
This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
clowncomputing by ghostprogrammer October 28, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026