Clowdered 

When you are top of your game and getting loads of p*ssy.. This essentially means getting lots of attention from girls.

Clowdered comes from the term Clowder which is a group of cats. A clowder of cats. Hence the linkage with p*ssy (cat).

“I’m looking great tonight, I’m going to get absolutely clowdered” Said George

Clowdered by Youremoreofabitchthanabitch88 August 5, 2022

Clobbered 

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

Clobbered by rosignol May 17, 2005

Clawbered 

when one drinks a case of white claws by themselves and cant remember what happened

Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.

Clawbered by Court51 July 27, 2019

clowder

a group of cats such as house cats or wild ones

"There's a clowder of cats"

clowder by jnny April 14, 2005

Chowdered 

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

Chowdered by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

Clobbered 

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

Clobbered by Haent August 14, 2009

clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

clompered by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019