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clown ass 

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)
shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass
clown ass by Bonez21 May 20, 2008
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clown-ass 

an extremely unsavory individual whom tends to act stupid and talk loud to draw attention to him/herself as they're realitively unnoticed otherwise.
The buffoon over there screaming and drinking piss at the behest of everyone else is a clown-ass.
clown-ass by icarus meltdown January 22, 2009

Clown ass nigga

Dumb niggas that lie for no reason
Look at that clown ass nigga walking away looking retarded
Clown ass nigga by AnimeTides October 17, 2018

clown ass nigga

clown ass nigga by DanF July 14, 2003

Clown Ass Nigga Award 

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.
Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

Clown ass nigga award 

A pussy ass bitch who does nothing but cry. Says bro too much, and occasionally takes dick in the butt on off days!
Tanner Cain and Brian Deleon Shay both received the Clown Ass Nigga Award this year!
Clown ass nigga award by Lowlifebo January 19, 2022

clown ass nigga

the 90's black people white people were scared of in the 90's
THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN ASS NIGGA, can be seen in "White Men Can't Jump'
clown ass nigga by my name April 15, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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