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Crown Vic Uber
The official vehicle of law enforcement ridesharing. Minimal wait times, unprecedented pickup accuracy, but pretty inflexible when it comes to choosing a destination.
Jose got pretty drunk and rowdy at the bar last night, so some kind soul called him a Crown Vic Uber .
Crown Vic Uber by mehdontdoit August 17, 2017
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crown vic by 45 MHz band! October 21, 2003
Crown Vic Dick Hit
This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.
"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!
Crown Vic Dick Hit by Carlos Carlito Adams February 21, 2010
Ride in a new crown vic
When the police arrest someone just to make their life miserable, knowing the charges won't hold up in court.
"Hey man, I heard your place got raided last night... did those pigs bust you with anything?"
"Naw dude, they didn't find a thing. All I got was a ride in a new crown vic."
"Naw dude, they didn't find a thing. All I got was a ride in a new crown vic."
Ride in a new crown vic by Ztraws11 April 26, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.