android rage

The rage you get after after finding out that a certain app is iOS only.

I threw my Galaxy against the wall in a fit of android rage.

by mehdontdoit May 04, 2017

love

A profound, often lasting impairment of rational judgement.

how deep is your love

by mehdontdoit May 18, 2017

Crown Vic Uber

The official vehicle of law enforcement ridesharing. Minimal wait times, unprecedented pickup accuracy, but pretty inflexible when it comes to choosing a destination.

Jose got pretty drunk and rowdy at the bar last night, so some kind soul called him a Crown Vic Uber .

by mehdontdoit August 14, 2017

wina

Wine aunt, pronounced like wino. Cool (self-reported).

Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wina that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long, exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

by mehdontdoit November 22, 2018