clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019

Clomper

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005

Coopered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

compeeda

When you swallow too much of your homie's sperm for your digestive system to handle.

After that compeeda, my stomach was in pain for hours.

by ZappierPanda777 July 1, 2021

go compared

a reference to the go the go compare singer who is extremely annoying pointing out that a person or persons is annoying or bugging you

this can also be used as a show of hate to someobody

dan is a being abit go compared today
or

your go compared today

or

your so go compared before

your like the go compare

by hunter.t December 2, 2010

clappered

to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.

When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.

by Daleak March 28, 2007