clowder

a group of cats such as house cats or wild ones

"There's a clowder of cats"

by jnny April 14, 2005

Clowder

A soup similar to clam chowder but made with cats instead of clams.

Did you just make a batch of clowder with the house cats you sick asian fuck?

by Sick Asian Fuck June 16, 2017

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Chowder cock

A thick hearty cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock

by George whos this January 9, 2014

clownery

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

by poetseed June 24, 2008