Chochcock

A person who is very fake and annoying. It’s basically a choch, but way worse

OMG He said that to you! What a chochcock!

by erialCED June 4, 2018

chococklate

Shit covered dick

"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.

by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015

Conchcocken

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal

Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.

by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

chochmonkey

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010

Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009

Chochocho

Chochocho is the absolute most epic piece of cow meat ever to exist.

To provide an example of the Chochocho, is to condemn the entire planet to instantaneous extinction, being that, exposure to any amount of the Cho will dissolve the very fabric of existence including your ever puny brain.

by Chochocho June 28, 2010

chopcock

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

by cornholio October 11, 2003