cloth

a cool goth who is very popular but not stuck up.is unique

that chic is the biggest cloth ive eva seen

by slothgoth July 3, 2006

Cloth

cool
A lad who gets all the pussy he wants

Look at the cloth he gets all the bitches

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

cloth

used toilet paper after wiping a dirty anus, quite gross.

flushed my cloth but it clogged.

by kevin February 9, 2005

Cloth

abbreviation for Jack Terricloth

Cloth, you're one cool mother fucker

by Johnny Midnite December 7, 2004

cloth talk

A DJ Khaled classic, meaning serious talk that gives you a 🔑 to success

Khaled: "Cloth talk comin soon"
*2 snaps later* Khaled: "Don't ever play yourself"

by WOLFPACK_life April 22, 2016

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 14, 2009

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 12, 2009