A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.
Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!
by neotheo April 21, 2009
Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".
by annonymous2u February 13, 2011
The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
by KEJIAN March 4, 2009