David Beckham could possibly be a Closet Homosexual.
by Glittery Goddess May 8, 2004
A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).
A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.
B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.
B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.
by Havoc teh Raven April 3, 2006
by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk August 19, 2008
Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<
by unknown spunk April 30, 2006
A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay
David Man I hate fags
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021
A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?
Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.
u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.
u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
by id13 July 18, 2011
