Closes 

Coined on the 12th of September 2009 by Ben; defined by Jay

adj.
(1) A colour that is not quite red and not quite pink.

(2) A metaphorical use of colour to describe a relationship between two individuals, often a mutual friendship that is both warm and friendly.
(3) A state of mind whereby everything around you appears to be in harmony.

(1)
Jay: Wow, you got those new closes coloured shoes!
Nikki: I Know, aren't they pretty?
Jay: Yeah, they make me feel all warm and happy inside!

(2)
Jay: You know what Nikki, I really like being friends with you
Nikki: I know what you mean... This is one of the closesed friendships I've ever had.

(3)
Jay: I've been looking through closes-tinted spectacles recently...

Closes by Jay Aleksandr November 11, 2009

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

*closes tab* by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

when your window randomly closes 

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

when your window randomly closes by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Golden Closet Films 

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

Golden Closet Films by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Closet Weeb 

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

Closet Weeb by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017

Clit Closet 

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

Clit Closet by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012