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closeface

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.
I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.
by the only m November 5, 2012
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#closeFCPS

A monumental snow related catastrophe in which the FCPS school board didn't close school which led to 142 accidents, 2 hospitalized , 1 in shock trauma, a flipped school bus and salt truck, and a car on fire. But thank god we had school...

Students also lost faith in their once revered prophet Ryan McElveen. The superintendent, Karen Garza, became hated by every single person in the county.

This eventually led to the twitter phenomenon known as #closeFCPS which trended no. 1 in the USA and no. 4 worldwide for hours.

Remember the snow of 1/6/2015
The school board needs to #closeFCPS
by jbstewart985 January 7, 2015
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Sid's Crossface

A wrestling move only used a small handful of times but was forbiddden accross all wrestling promotions due to it's insanely high power level. Hands down the most powerful submission in the sport's history.
Did you see WCW Legend Kevin Nash tap to Sid's Crossface in two seconds?

Wow even former UFC fighter Tank Abbott had no choice but to tap to it!

There is a verse in the master recording of Rick Astley's album where he says he would give up for the Sid Crossface.
by The people's Anon November 29, 2021
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Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"
by Sezril February 2, 2004
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Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
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Chodeface McHiggins

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish
Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins
by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010
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Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity
Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.
by Wbienek October 30, 2017
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