closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

Sid's Crossface

A wrestling move only used a small handful of times but was forbiddden accross all wrestling promotions due to it's insanely high power level. Hands down the most powerful submission in the sport's history.

Did you see WCW Legend Kevin Nash tap to Sid's Crossface in two seconds?

Wow even former UFC fighter Tank Abbott had no choice but to tap to it!

There is a verse in the master recording of Rick Astley's album where he says he would give up for the Sid Crossface.

Sid's Crossface by The people's Anon November 29, 2021

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

Crippler Crossface by Sezril February 2, 2004

Donkey Crossface 

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

Donkey Crossface by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

Chodeface McHiggins 

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

Chodeface McHiggins by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

Closespaced 

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

Closespaced by Wbienek October 30, 2017

chobeface. 

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

chobeface. by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011