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Episodes on Mad Tv that show a playdough version of the tv show "COPS", arresting people and things like Mr. Peanut, Energizer bunny, M&M's, Santa Clause and more.
Clops with the Energizer Bunny and M&M's.

"I was just in the stall changing my baby and this monster wanted to suck the chocolate off my peanut"
Clops by Anthony Rojas May 28, 2005
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A person who is born with one testicle.

Someone who has lost a testicle or nut if you will.

A uni-nut.

clop(s)- (tic) - being in a state of one nuttedness.
Clops yo, clops.
Dude I heard hes a friggen clops.
I heard his voice and at that moment I realized he was either a woman, a nuttless man, or a clops.
A woman’s labia that contain such girth and such length as to obtain such distance from the pelvis that they clap along the ground with such vigor as to create the sound of a horse galloping heartily through the desert creating the classic “clippity-clop-clipity-clips” sound. The phrase began in 1873 as “the clippity-clops” when one Victorian gentleman would say to another “I received the syphilis from a woman with the clippity clops” and was abbreviated over time into “the clops” and later reduced to simply “clops”.
I tell you Burt, her clops were bouncing around like she had slinkies attached to her pubis.

Clap-Clops 

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
Clap-Clops by shmegmatize May 27, 2013

Mall Clops 

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.
Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.
Mall Clops by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

crotch-clops 

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball
is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!
crotch-clops by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

The Clops 

‎*Feeney slang* "The Clops" - Named after the figure in Greek mythology the Cyclops, "The Clops" is when you unleash your man power in a girl's eye so hard she can see the tadpoles, and her eye stays red for many hours, making her close that eye, and walk around with only one eye open...like a Cyclops
Her mom wasn't happy. Her daughter came home with 'The Clops'
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