Clopster 

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

Clopster by Slydog12 January 2, 2012

Cloyster 

Another word for a vagina, owing to the resemblance that the Pokemon Cloyster has to the female genitalia.

Man...I'm worried after last night. That girl may have had an open sore on her cloyster.

Well, you know what they say...gotta catch 'em all

Cloyster by Questionable At Best May 18, 2011

cloister fuck 

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 24, 2008

clouster 

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

clouster by Anky33 February 16, 2013

Cloister 

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

Cloister by Knot u December 11, 2018

Closter 

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

Closter by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

closter 

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

closter by anona loves you January 8, 2007