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A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.
"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."
cloits by Jim July 1, 2003

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).
When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.
coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

clitsicle 

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.
Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.
clitsicle by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

bump clits 

the act of two females rubbing clitori together in a sexual, pleasurable, and consensual manner. Also see, bump tuna and trib
John: So is that chick a lesbian or what?
Brad: Yeah dude, she loves to bump clits.
bump clits by EddieDingle September 2, 2009

cloutsis 

The type of sisters everyone eats to be. The perfect set of sweet and salty, Yong and yang,black and white perfectly complimenting each other different in every single way yet the same and so a like.
Did you see them? They look like the cloutsis!
cloutsis by Mbamermaid June 8, 2018

banging clits 

(v.) Sex act between two women.

Vaginal to vaginal contact.

Type of lesbian sex.
"Tracey and her roommate were banging clits last night."
banging clits by Hyacinth Bucket November 11, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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